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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS Why do vampires have a hard time making friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.

What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Spook-hetti! Why did the vampire fail art?
He only knew how to draw blood.
What did the mommy ghost say to the noisy young
ghost who kept interrupting? What happens if you forget to pay your exorcist?
“Spook when you’re spooken to.” You get repossessed.

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets What do you call a witch’s garage?
blurry? A broom closet.
Spooktacles.
What do witches ask for at hotels?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Broom service.
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
How do you make a witch itch?
What’s a ghoul’s favorite drink? Take away the W.
Anything with boos.
Why do witches wear name tags?

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? So you can tell which witch is witch.
Because you can see right through them.
Know why skeletons are so calm?
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the Because nothing gets under their skin.
road?
He had no guts. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin. Why can’t the skeleton play church hymns?
Because she has no organs.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten.

What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

The maker of this product does not want it, the
buyer does not use it and the user does not see it.
What is it?
A coffin.

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.