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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS Why don’t mummies go on vacation?
They are afraid to unwind!

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish! What do frogs eat in summer?
Hopsicles!
What kind of money do you use at the beach?
Sand dollars! What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bay- How do you know the ocean is friendly?
gul! It always waves!

How do mermaids call their friends? What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
On a shell phone! You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What is the best day to go to the beach? Why did the teacher jump in the pool?
Sun-day! To test the water!

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
Peanutbutter and jellyfish! I’m bacon!

What kind of music do killer whales listen to? Why do bananas put on sunscreen?
The orca-stra! They don’t want to peel!

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? What do frogs drink in the summer?
A sandwich! Croak-a-cola!

What travels all around the world, but stays in one
corner?
A postage stamp!

Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land!

Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaaa-hamas!

Where do ghosts like to swim?
In Lake Eerie!

Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?
They would be called for traveling!