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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS What’s the difference between spring rolls and
summer rolls? Their seasoning.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!” What’s the difference between a poorly dressed
man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a
What did 20 do when it was hungry? Twenty-eight. bicycle? Attire.

Why is grass so dangerous? What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Because it’s full of blades! The flag is a big plus.

Why are mountains so funny? They’re hill areas. What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.

Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the
mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi. What word can you make shorter by adding two
letters? Short.
Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons?
They just take the money and run. What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the Which is faster, hot or cold?
alphabet? Because they can spend years at C! Hot, because you can catch cold.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? What does a pickle say when he wants to play
Because then it would be a foot. cards? “Dill me in!”

Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket? Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree
Because two halves make a hole, and your money
will fall out!

Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth
rock? It’s a little meteor.

How much do rainbows weigh?
Not much. They’re actually pretty light.

Why did the football coach yell at the vending
machine? He wanted his quarter back!

What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory?
A spokesperson

What does a condiment wizard perform?
Saucery