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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
I’m falling for you.
How did the tree get a new job?
She had the right qua-leaf-ications. Why do birds fly south for the fall?
Because it’s quicker than walking.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings. Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
She wanted to branch out.
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated. Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt!
Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling. Why was nobody scared of the tree?
His bark was worse than his bite.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
What do farmers wear under their shirts when
they’re cold? What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?
A har-vest. The living room.

How do trees get on the Internet? What did the ground say when fall came?
They log on. Well, that’s a re-leaf.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t Why did the apple pie cross the road?
do? It saw a fork up ahead.
It can look round.

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
Paid leaf.

What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Sep-timberrrrrr!

Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped.