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SENIOR SERENITY

NEW FATHER THE TALENT SHOW

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the A man hears about a mysterious annual competition
mother had to go out to do some errands. So, the proud called The World’s Greatest Talent Showcase. Winners
papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. become rich and famous overnight. He travels across the
country to enter.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of to do but When he arrives, he sees unbelievable acts:
the baby wouldn’t stop crying. Finally, the dad got so • A woman juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a
worried he decided to take the baby to the doctor. unicycle.
• A man balancing six bowling balls on his nose.
After the doctor listened to the father all that he had • A synchronized kazoo orchestra performing classical
done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began music.
to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the
diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he found that The judges are stone-faced.
the diaper is indeed full.
Finally, it’s the man’s turn.
“Here’s the problem”, the Dr. said, “He needs a change.”
The father was very perplexed, “But the diaper package “What’s your talent?” they ask.
says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!”
He says, “I can imitate a bird.”
THE THREE PIGS
The judges sigh. “Buddy, people come from all over the
Three little pigs walk into a bar. world. That’s not impressive.”
The man shrugs and says, “Okay.”
The first pig orders a beer.
Then he flies away.
The second pig orders a beer.

The third pig orders twelve beers.

A little while later, the first pig goes to the
bathroom.

Then the second pig goes to the bathroom.

The third pig just sits there smiling.

The bartender asks, “Aren’t you going to the
bathroom too?”

The third pig says, “Nope. I’m going wee wee wee
all the way home.”