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JOKES MAKE YOU LAUGH

RIDDLES AND PUNNY JESTS Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s
tearable.
What traveled around the world over spring break
but stayed in one place? A stamp. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the
bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer
decide to try a career in music? Because he had a What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.
ton of sick beets.
How do you make an egg roll? You push it!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and
pointed to a ladder. “That’s my stepladder,” he said. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed
“I never knew my real ladder.” man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a
bicycle? Attire.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Flop. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted Why are pirates called pirates?
house? They just ARRRR!
Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
How do you organize a space party?

Which days are the strongest? You planet.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out
of the purple!

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop
working when you die?
They dilate.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so
much candy. I said, “I always have a few Twix up my
sleeve.”

Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1